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[What does one get a vampire? Dennis has no goddamn idea so he just wings it, aware that if he combines his natural ability to read people, his exquisite taste and his boundless creativity he'll come up with a winner.

Which is why Danny gets this thing that looks very much like spam:]

STRIP CLUB

this coupon entitles holder to access to one (1) venture into a classy exclusive 21+ venue of holder's choice.

youre secret santa has arranged 1 (one) night erotic titilations and merryment for the xmas season for you at any of the hottest clubs. just waive this coupon and gain instant entry to clubs or persons. trust your handsome secret benefactor to have greased all the necessarry palms to set the stage for your perfect escapade.

for one (one) evenening you will walk amongst stars. Don't waste this opportunity.

[It's crazy how good at gift-giving Dennis is. Now to do the generous holiday Christmas spirit bullshit and go mack around the adult entertainment joints in this town "to get everything in order". For Danny, of course.]

<doctorize> (not here??)

[doctorize]

[Danny stares at this message for a good minute.







... And then proceeds to delete it from his computer. Goodbye spam. And sorry Dennis that your efforts are going to be in vain.]