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[doctorize]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, DOCTORIZE FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 018.07.154.55 *** DOCTORIZE has posted an AUDIO MESSAGE. If you wish to listen, type LISTEN01. <USER> LISTEN01 AUDIO MESSAGE PLAYING... <doctorize> This is the line for Dr. Daniel Dickens. If you'd like to leave a message, please do so here. I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible!

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<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Some guy with a heart for a username.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Like... the symbol of a heart? And nothing else?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Yeah.

What did you expect an actual fucking organ?

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

I'm just making sure I have the correct username, okay.

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Why.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Does it matter why?

[Actually it probably does, since this is Danny we're talking about here.]

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Yes.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

[...]

Why does it matter to you?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Why are you asking.

Are you looking for more eyeballs for your eyeball hoard or something.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Zack, don't be ridiculous. How can I possibly do that when I don't even know what this person looks like?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Because you won't awnser my goddamned question and I know you like to pull people's eyes out.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

[he's not planning on doing that, exactly, but right now... it's kind of hilarious riling up Zack here]

My, are you really that worried that I'm going to do that to this person?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

[GrrRRRRRRRRRRRR]

No you asshole I just want you to answer my goddamn question.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

And what question was that, again?

[Danny why are you like this--]

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

[If they were meeting in person, Zack would have bashed Danny's head in by now. But since this is the network...]

Fuck you.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Now Zack, that doesn't tell me anything! I can't answer your question if you don't remind me what it was.

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Scroll the fuck up you piece of shit.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Let's see... didn't I already answer that one? About not expecting an actual organ and just wanting to know that it was in fact the correct username you were referring to?

[DANNY THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION HE'S TELLING YOU TO SCROLL UP TO YOU ASSHOLE]

< KILLER ANGEL >

[zackthekiller]

Tell me why the fuck you wanted to know who the fuck sent me the fucking chain letter or I will fucking come over to your goddamn house and rip your fucking guts out with my fucking scythe.

[JESUS CHRIST, ZACK.]

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

[... Okay, that's a little more intimidating. Not enough to immediately answer though as this is not a conversation taking place in person, but--]

There's no need to be so hostile, Zack. Not to mention that you don't even know where I live here anyway, so good luck even trying that.

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Ray does.

And would you stop fucking around already you're really pissing me off.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

[aaaand there's the ray card getting played and while he would like to think that rachel wouldn't sell him out, she is a snail, it would be easy for zack to follow her if he wanted to find out where danny lived]

Relax, I wasn't being serious. I'm not going to do anything to this person, whoever they are. Not unless they actually do something more bothersome than creating chain letters, anyway.

< KILLER ANGEL >

[zackthekiller]

Okay great.

So why the fuck did you want to know who it was then.

[ANSWER. THE. FUCKING. QUESTION. YOU. BAG. OF. DICKS. AND. EYEBALLS.]

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

I was just curious? Really, Zack, I had no special reason for wanting to know.

< KILLER ANGEL >

[zackthekiller]

Okay.

That's all I wanted to know.

Thanks for taking so long to say that asshole.