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[doctorize]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, DOCTORIZE FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 018.07.154.55 *** DOCTORIZE has posted an AUDIO MESSAGE. If you wish to listen, type LISTEN01. <USER> LISTEN01 AUDIO MESSAGE PLAYING... <doctorize> This is the line for Dr. Daniel Dickens. If you'd like to leave a message, please do so here. I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible!

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<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

[No, it didn't.]

Some dumbass chain letter that apparently curses people to be ugly or some shit.

You need it more than I do.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

You do know chain letters are not real, right?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Figures.

But now you have spam on your laptop.

Maybe It'll get a virus or something.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Or I could just try to find a way to delete it instead?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Whatever.

I don't give a shit.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

[a pause, and then--]

Next time you're lonely and want attention, you can just say so y'know. Less roundabout than saying so via stupid chain letters, after all.

[fuck you Danny??]

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Where the fuck did you get that idea.

I sent it because I hate you.

[Fuck you, Danny.]

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

You sent something that we both know is not real and wouldn't be taken seriously. I have to wonder why you even bothered, honestly.

[JUST SAYING]

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Blame the guy who sent it to me for not shutting up.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Do you know who it was that sent it?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Some guy with a heart for a username.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Like... the symbol of a heart? And nothing else?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Yeah.

What did you expect an actual fucking organ?

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

I'm just making sure I have the correct username, okay.

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Why.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Does it matter why?

[Actually it probably does, since this is Danny we're talking about here.]

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Yes.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

[...]

Why does it matter to you?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Why are you asking.

Are you looking for more eyeballs for your eyeball hoard or something.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Zack, don't be ridiculous. How can I possibly do that when I don't even know what this person looks like?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Because you won't awnser my goddamned question and I know you like to pull people's eyes out.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

[he's not planning on doing that, exactly, but right now... it's kind of hilarious riling up Zack here]

My, are you really that worried that I'm going to do that to this person?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

[GrrRRRRRRRRRRRR]

No you asshole I just want you to answer my goddamn question.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

And what question was that, again?

[Danny why are you like this--]

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

[If they were meeting in person, Zack would have bashed Danny's head in by now. But since this is the network...]

Fuck you.