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[doctorize]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, DOCTORIZE FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 018.07.154.55 *** DOCTORIZE has posted an AUDIO MESSAGE. If you wish to listen, type LISTEN01. <USER> LISTEN01 AUDIO MESSAGE PLAYING... <doctorize> This is the line for Dr. Daniel Dickens. If you'd like to leave a message, please do so here. I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible!

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<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

[did... did this get sent to the wrong person by mistake]

Zack, what the fuck is this.

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

[No, it didn't.]

Some dumbass chain letter that apparently curses people to be ugly or some shit.

You need it more than I do.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

You do know chain letters are not real, right?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Figures.

But now you have spam on your laptop.

Maybe It'll get a virus or something.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Or I could just try to find a way to delete it instead?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Whatever.

I don't give a shit.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

[a pause, and then--]

Next time you're lonely and want attention, you can just say so y'know. Less roundabout than saying so via stupid chain letters, after all.

[fuck you Danny??]

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Where the fuck did you get that idea.

I sent it because I hate you.

[Fuck you, Danny.]

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

You sent something that we both know is not real and wouldn't be taken seriously. I have to wonder why you even bothered, honestly.

[JUST SAYING]

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Blame the guy who sent it to me for not shutting up.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Do you know who it was that sent it?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Some guy with a heart for a username.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Like... the symbol of a heart? And nothing else?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Yeah.

What did you expect an actual fucking organ?

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

I'm just making sure I have the correct username, okay.

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Why.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Does it matter why?

[Actually it probably does, since this is Danny we're talking about here.]

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Yes.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

[...]

Why does it matter to you?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Why are you asking.

Are you looking for more eyeballs for your eyeball hoard or something.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

Zack, don't be ridiculous. How can I possibly do that when I don't even know what this person looks like?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

Because you won't awnser my goddamned question and I know you like to pull people's eyes out.

<doctorize>

[doctorize]

[he's not planning on doing that, exactly, but right now... it's kind of hilarious riling up Zack here]

My, are you really that worried that I'm going to do that to this person?

<KILLER ANGEL>

[zackthekiller]

[GrrRRRRRRRRRRRR]

No you asshole I just want you to answer my goddamn question.